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niick4: danger-mouz: calirosegold: patronustrip: tootsienoodl...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:20:29 -0400

danger-mouz:

calirosegold:

patronustrip:

tootsienoodles:

freackthehopeful:

skylarghost:

weasleyrocksyoursocks:

seong:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER

SWEET JESUS

You have your mother’s cheek bones

godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY

TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T O P

I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached.

The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world.

One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.

Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.

He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:

“Fork,

I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.

Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.

Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection.

Goodbye, Fork.

-Spoon”

Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.

I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS FUCKING SITE.

bra..fucking..vo

sweet jesus i’m crying over cutlery

things like this make me happy i have a tumblr

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:02:47 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:02:21 -0400

fr-cker: yukises: werk it aaron my glory

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:00:53 -0400

fr-cker:

yukises:

werk it aaron

my glory

nellemann: AHAHAHHAH I LOVE HER GRANDMA

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:55:19 -0400

nellemann:

AHAHAHHAH I LOVE HER GRANDMA

lavastormsw: spun-foonerisms: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: mildly...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:54:10 -0400

lavastormsw:

spun-foonerisms:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

THREETY THREE THOUG H

FORTY FOUR TH-

wait

guynecologist: wouldnt wanna

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:54:55 -0400

guynecologist:

wouldnt wanna

bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:54:07 -0400

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

darth-sebious: secretgeekster: omg he even doesnt hit the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:52:43 -0400

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearej...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:51:26 -0400

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

vriksaserket: vriksaserket: i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:50:47 -0400

vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

gatheringbones: cyprith: d0z0: the-tabularium: justalittlelau...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:49:55 -0400

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:47:16 -0400

joshhunkerson: Josh Peck does it again -

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:45:31 -0400

joshhunkerson:

Josh Peck does it again

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notkatniss: Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:37:50 -0400

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:37:21 -0400

horsefricker: in a moody to see a booty

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:37:12 -0400

horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:50:56 -0400

deathbycas: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:41:21 -0400

deathbycas:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

yahooligan

spenceralthouse: Always reblog.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:35:47 -0400

spenceralthouse:

Always reblog.